Topic: Out of Context

Darien Fenner

Date: 2010-10-05 04:30 EST
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Out of Context: They Said What"! October 5, 2010

"I said I want your pants. That doesn't mean I suddenly want to have sex with you. I need them for the saddler." ~ Samiel on the need for Gemethyst's pantslessness

"I mean I know this is RhyDin where the women will dry hump a man's leg for attention so they're all jaded, but seriously' if yer lookin' and not findin' somethin' ain't right." ~ Fiora Shantalaine on new ways to grab male attention in RhyDin

"You haven't lived until you've danced naked in the rain" while eating a sandwich' and riding a bike." ~ Jatari on multitasking

"I, too, enjoy speaking to feces. Sue. Sit down. " Those statements weren't related." ~ Logan on' wait, what"

"Worse than vampires" Terribly emo and they aren't desperate unmarried women" Oh! It must be teenagers!" ~ Kairee on RhyDin's newest plague

"I want your bottle on my mantle." "Letting someone's bottle on your mantle is a serious decision." "You have to make sure to use protection, too. Pledge is good, but only if you get the lemon-scented kind." ~ Duci, David, and Riley on having your wishes really granted

"You don't, like, yell things in bed, do you Neo' PENETRATING THRUST!!!!!" ~ Harris on honing new techniques

"My brother" still disne realise I have no interest in his sex life. I'm glad he has one; he's a right bastard when he's nae been gettin' any. I jus dinnae need details." ~ Coraline Scott on brotherly TMI

"Did they have spinal injuries?" "I really don't know. I never asked them. Them being dolls and not talking and all." "You shouldn't assume that someone has nothing to say because they haven't spoken to you." "You're right. Next time I see those dolls I'll ask them." "You tried to kill them. You think they'll talk to you now?" ~ Logan and Susan on dollocide

"Didn't realize public boinking was still allowed here in the Inn's common room." ~ Silphion on RDI's 'Don't Ask, Don't' Just Don't Ask' policy

"He hit you with a hammer" That's just rude! Wait' did it hurt?" ~ Lirissa on getting hammered

"I believe if one sold a p'nis ruler, and shorted the inches, one would soon become wealthy." ~ Arts on the greatest business concept ever created

Darien Fenner

Date: 2010-11-19 11:40 EST
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Out of Context: They Said What"! November 19, 2010

"Doom doesn't always equal death." ~ Imp on possible Doom Song lyrics

"I have to remind myself to dress at times." ~ Antonio on good habits

"Yes, me. And don't even think of running, it will all end the same." ~ Vextirias on friendly intimidation

"What are you doing, talking to the weirdos who lick ash-trays" You should stay away from them, they're the kind who'll whip off their underpants to show you how happy they are to see you." ~ "Caro" on 99.99999% of the RhyDin male population

"Bordeaux de la vigne de notre patrie et faconnee par les mains de nos compatriotes?" ~ Porthos on the need for subtitles*

"Hugs! Great....and just what is the exchange rate on that?" ~ Kairee on fiscal conscientiousness

"Mimes are entertaining" if you shoot at them." ~ Aja on new hobbies

"Laaaaaaaaaazanya! Laaaaaaaaaazanya! Laaaaaaaaaazanya! Laaaaaaaaaazanya! I am gay for Laaaaaaaaaazanya!" ~ Tara on food fetishes

"Cheetos! Nectar of the gods. And stoners." ~ Harold Lee on cravings

"It's the wrong hour for eating fishermen, dear. I'm bored" horribly bored." ~ Pearl on strange cravings

"Drag queens usually have the best taste." ~ Lola on stranger cravings

"What's so great about being a fallopian — what is a fallopian tube — oh wait, nevermind. Do I smell barbecue?" ~ Lirissa on' very worrisome cravings

*On a side note, no effort was made to attempt to adapt this to Common, so here is our translation: "What's say you and I blow this joint, grab a bottle of wine, and get freaky?"

Darien Fenner

Date: 2011-05-30 01:23 EST
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Out of Context: They Said What"! May 30, 2011

"I am G, I am never wrong. Well, I was wrong twice, but I divorced her each time." ~ G on logical thought

"All I want is for you both to put up your fists and start beatin on each other - with style and dignity of course." ~ Lirssa on the Ole Miss Dueling Pageant

"He's got that odd sense of charm that sorta beats you over the head. Like a sledgehammer." ~ Yeardley on why men are better than a three-day tequila bender

"My pants have not fallen down after that one. I thank you for that." ~ Dyarhk on what makes a good wingman.

"Have fun on your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate, Posy! Wear clean undies!" ~ Kazzy on dating scenarios

"Slap and tickle sandwiches and soup and hummus and dessert." ~ Ezekiel on the recipe for octuplets

"I can't seem too easy, I'm married after all." ~ Red on "working out"

"Every woman in RhyDin is part lesbian. Everybody knows that. Just embrace it. Nobody will mind." ~ Harris on self-awareness

"I know a great priest! The only one I know who is not insane, in fact." ~ Gem on achieving critical Mass

"The most uptight person I know in all the land verses the most drunk." ~ Felix on the long-awaited Matt-Dris celebrity boxing match

"Goblins. Why can't they just bring me a hot cowboy to love?" ~ PJ on mail order strippers

"Doesn't my body qualify as a weapon?" ~ Tenacity on the importance of getting tested

"Can I do this thing whenever?? ~ Mur on exhibitionism

Darien Fenner

Date: 2011-09-21 20:42 EST
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Out of Context: They Said What"! September 21, 2011

"Why not' You saying you don't have a party in your pants?" ~ Seirichi on special event planning

"The only thing anyone ever read to me was the Bible. I'll tell you somethin' it didn't do much for my libido, either." ~ Mesteno on knowing Riley. Biblically.

"If you need a spoon, you're doing it wrong." ~ G on terms of affection

"Oh, I snarl and growl all the time when going after the ladies with my sword." ~ Daniel DeAuster on being vocal

"First time we met you told me you used one." ~ Yeardley on "protection"

?"Do you realize that we've been so busy celebrating weddings and being perverted that we haven't even had a single drink tonight?" ~ Quinn on sobriety

"I cannot have my DNA scattered around for others to use." ~ G on oat sowing

"I think I got your kitty all wet." ~ Rand on petting

"Not a boat, a yacht. There's a difference, guy. We're not talking about some old rickety ship with sails full of peg legged pirates waving about swords. I'm talking about a classy, sleek, fancy goddamn yacht!" ~ Harris on status symbols

"I am carrying a baby elephant. Want to see the trunk?? ~ Luke on water side-effects

Darien Fenner

Date: 2012-01-07 17:02 EST
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Out of Context: They Said What"! January 7, 2012

"You don't look like a horse." ~ Logan on New Pick-Up Lines

"I feel a little faint but otherwise I'm still here, dead-ish." ~ Tara on Optimism

"Issy luv trust me wha' ye an Tara do fer foreplay is none o' our business." ~ Stephen on Reverse Psychology

"I give the dismount a five out of six. You got a penalty for no underpants." ~ Harper on Judging Bizarre Bedroom Acrobatics

"If that works anything like the machines I've used before, we'll be fine." ~ Tenacity on Bedroom Equipment

"Gem! You're not dead again. I'm so proud of you." ~ Sin on Convivial Gratification

"Tell him you'll leave his body out for an Orc to have sex with." ~ Marek on One Night Stand Advice

"Saunter your sexy self on over and say, may I bite your ears" I mean really. Own up to the urge." ~ Lirssa on Fresh Approaches

"I'll have you know, I'm a woman." ~ Vera on Rampant Gender Crises

"You know, I bet I could nail him right' here with this." ~ Leo on Subtlety