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Paige Connelly
Staff Reporter
Reports are coming in from all over RhyDin about a gnome that has been streaking through the streets.
"I was just in the marketplace picking up groceries when the little feller ran through here, naked as a jaybird! I hollered out, 'Don't look, Emma!' but it was too late, she'd already seen him." Mr. Abernathy said. "She dropped her 'maters right on the spot and let out such a scream that the lady in the next stall threw her drink up in the air and it landed on dat der fella while he was squeezin mellons."
The Watch cautions the public about apprehending this naked Gnome, as he could be concealing weapons. If you see this streaker, call the Watch immediately.
Reports are coming in from all over RhyDin about a gnome that has been streaking through the streets.
"I was just in the marketplace picking up groceries when the little feller ran through here, naked as a jaybird! I hollered out, 'Don't look, Emma!' but it was too late, she'd already seen him." Mr. Abernathy said. "She dropped her 'maters right on the spot and let out such a scream that the lady in the next stall threw her drink up in the air and it landed on dat der fella while he was squeezin mellons."
The Watch cautions the public about apprehending this naked Gnome, as he could be concealing weapons. If you see this streaker, call the Watch immediately.