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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
The Post's List of Top 25 Sexiest Women in RhyDin! December 10, 2009
Drum roll, please!
25. Ito Michiko Is it just us, or do duel callers totally command attention' If it's nerve-wracking having to raise your voice above the crowd Fight Night after Fight Night, Merc Michiko certainly doesn't let on! A little something-something in her personality has led us to include her on our Top 25; this gal's got some mystery about her, we think! With a to-die-for figure, and some mad skills with technology and weaponry, we wonder just what her story is! Oh, Merc Michiko. Let us in! We're dying to figure you out!
24. Ba'shara Whoa Nelly! This is one Egyptian we'd like to dance with! Ba'shara makes our Top 25 because she's got this feline way about her. Maybe it's the catlike eyes, maybe it's the totally lissome way she holds herself, or maybe it's the way she kind of stealthily slinks on the outskirts of crowds. And while Cunning Cat Ba'shara is the quieter sort, we have a sneaking suspicion she's hiding some primal sex kitten! Let it out, honey! You already make us purr!
23. Madison Acony-Belle Rye Manhandler Madison Rye is alllllllll business! Ignore the fact that she's got amazing, deep-set eyes and a perfect face; (O.K. We can't ignore it— she's GORGEOUS!) Manhandler Madison's got more skill than just her feminine wiles! This beauty is almost always seen packing some kind of heat, and while we pity the poor sod who runs into her in a dark alleyway, we have to envy a girl for taking the bull by the horns when it comes to her protection' or passado!
22. Kitty Onyxfire Helston Oh man! Pinch us, we're dreaming! Part elf and panther" Captivating Kitty Helston makes us growl! Normally we're not into the athletic kind of look, but this Kit-Kat draws the eye of every man in the room, and is totally, ridiculously secure! Call us old-fashioned, but there is something so sexy about a woman who's not afraid to be herself. A shame she's already hitched; we'd love to see Kit-Kat on the prowl for a new man!
21. Risa Jones They say that even during the ages of Sumptuary Laws, pink held a symbolic meaning for joy and happiness. Not that Precious Risa needs anything to make her seem less bubbly, but damn does this girl wear pink well! Precious Risa is just a buzzing ball of fun any way you slice it, and she truly lights up the room just about everywhere she goes. Why is she on the Top 25 list of sexiest women, you ask" Her personality is absolutely swoon-worthy, and we simply cannot get enough of her! Come back to the Inn, P.R.! We need your cheer!
20. Jewell Desma Ravenlock No judgment here on Faerie Dream Jewell Ravenlock, given that her relationship history is about the length of an encyclopedia" collection. But with her electric personality and covetous looks, who wouldn't marry F.D.J. in the drop of a hat' Her volatile temper and quirky demeanor leads us to believe that she is a total fireball behind closed doors! Sure, she can be a little crazy sometimes, but we can't help it' we absolutely adore her!
19. Katarina Smith Dazzling, dexterous dancer Katarina is the complete epitome of grace. A principle for RhyDin's Ballet Troupe, this angel puts forth performance after stunning performance, and gives new meaning to the word "talent." Her awe-inspiring skill, classic looks, and sweet demeanor have no doubt made her one of our absolute favorites!
18. Lydia Lute Lovely, lovely Lydia just makes our heart break! Such a friendly, soft-spoken bowl of sugar is one of the best things RhyDin has the privilege of having. The saccharine half-elf makes a sophisticated statement with a charming, blunt cut of her uniquely green hair and totally haunting icy blue eyes! Word has it this svelte seamstress has been through some stuff, and we've decided to include her on our Top 25 because we happen to find her inspiring inner strength very attractive. Don't ever change, Triple L! You are the maraschino cherry on our RhyDin sundae!
17. Sivanna Cyredghymn Super-Classy Sivanna has got to be one of the most fashionable elves in RhyDin! We seriously can't think of one time we've seen her in anything that wasn't designer or totally stunning! S.C. Sivanna has got a totally cosmopolitan feel to her, doesn't she" Like she would fit in just about anywhere! Super gorgeous, subtly sexy, and ridiculously polite, she generally tends to keep to herself, but when this elf engages you, it's impossible to keep your eyes off her. Word has it she's also the Fire Keeper in the Duel of Magic. What, what!" No wonder she sets our hearts aflame! Turn up the heat, S.C. Sivanna! We'd love to see your wild side!
16. Jaycynda Ashleana Dynamic Jaycy certainly doesn't pull her punches in or out of the ring! It totally tickles us that such a tiny little thing is one of the foremost duelers RhyDin has to offer. Don't let her little frame fool you, though. D. Jaycy is a mischievous little minx with a dynamite personality that really draws you in. Even sexier than her fabulous fighting skills and shapely figure is the fact that she's totally friendly! We're not quite sure just who she's seeing right now, but we're dying to know if he can keep up with her! Write us, D. Jaycy! Hugs and kisses!
15. Dr. Maranya Valkonan Divine Doc Maranya really makes us want to whack ourselves upside the head with a two-by-four just to get a chance to see her! This hazel-eyed career woman is totally sexy in an understated sort of way, and doesn't need to prance around in lingerie like some women in this town to get attention! Every now and then, she'll throw in something in another language when she's on a roll. Call us crazy, but we have this sneaking suspicion D.D. Maranya is secretly a bad girl and is cursing out the people who give her nonsense! And that's totally thrilling to us! Don't be afraid to speak your mind, girl! We'll just find you hotter because of it!
14. Rekah Illyriana I know! We're shocked we decided to put Charming Rekah on here, too! Why, do you ask" Well, we at the Post have it under good authority that C. Rekah has been hanging around an aaaaawful lot with Sinjin Fai and Salvador Delahada. Are you kidding us" We give it a week before the poor girl is totally corrupted. Then, THEN will she belong on our list!
13. Eleanor Enticing Eleanor reminds us a little of a carnivorous plant. She's got this dangerous side to her, and a sort of "look, but don't touch' mysterious presence. But with her perfect skin and seductive smile, we're sooo willing to be bitten to get a closer look. Usually seen in the RDI with a drink in hand, E. Eleanor seems like a pretty private person. And get this— total shocker— she's actually a pretty nice person, too! Attraction just seems to oooooooze off her in pints, and we'd love the chance to sit down and see what she's all about!
12. Sidonie "Spade" Malloy Oh man! You have no idea how much debate we at the Post had over Irish Babe Sidonie! A bunch of us here were dying to put her as #1! This woman is absolutely sex incarnate! Owner of Cloud Nine, (a fabulous boutique for bath goods, sleepwear, and a little something extra! Wink wink!) I.B. Sidonie inhales air and exhales lust. Crazy, and not afraid to show it, I.B. Sidonie makes us weak in the knees and light in the head. Oh, those eyes! Oh those gorgeous, wavy locks! Oh that coy little smile! Cupid, thou hath slain us! You think she'll give us mouth-to-mouth'
11. Wyheree Ravenlock Anything-but-Cold Ice Queen Wyh makes it onto our list purely for class! This platinum blonde is like" the epitome of aristocracy! Always well dressed, always well spoken, and always considerate of friends and family, A.B.C.I.Q. Wyh is one of the (partial pun intended) coolest ladies RhyDin has to offer! Find her at the Annex, calling on Fight Nights and bring her something to eat. This gal works hard; we just hope she parties harder!
10. Lilith T'Rasa DeBrough If you haven't already checked out the fantastic nightclub downtown, Sanctuary, then you are a poor, poor sod with no life! Luring Lilith DeBrough owns and runs the hit hangout place, and oh does she have an iron fist! She changes her appearance every now and then, but you better believe L. Lilith will always turn up striking. A stellar businesswoman and a complete catch' Where can we sign up"
9. Samilee Burke There is something to be said about a girl who doesn't give a damn. Normally, we find the whole "live and let live" ideology kind of dull, but heck if we don't find Badder Ass Sami's nonchalance totally H-O-T! We hear on the grapevine she's a Promethean. Now we don't really know what that is, but if all of them are as gorgeous and funny as B.A. Sami, then for the love of god, let's get some more over here!
8. Tara Ryneiyn O.K. So some of you might dispute our placement of Tenacious Tara, but come on, folks, she is a firecracker! Red-hot hair, sweet face, and pouty lips" Who wouldn't like her on first impression' Before you say anything, we know! She has the capacity to be a bit loony slash cause huge amounts of trouble, but we're going to take a shot in the dark and assume that means she's super-adventurous behind closed doors. We mean really adventurous. Like worse than handcuffs, bite scars on her exes adventurous. Speaking of exes, wowee can that girl not sit still! T. Tara— you're hot, quirky, and demand the attention of people in the room. (No, really. She demands it. Literally.) But slow down, or you're going to run out of guys to abuse" er" date.
7. Kazzy Hart Oh yeah! You better believe we wouldn't forget you, Kooky Kazzy! RhyDin, this woman is a supermodel. Seriously. We want to see her on the cover of some elite fashion mag, doing one of those controversial shoots with just three fig leaves. K. Kazzy is such an entertaining ball of fun, but we get the feeling she's not as flaky as she lets on. Yep, we're willing to bet this girl's got some mad smarts— like single-handedly knock over a bank or corrupt organization kind of smarts. Please think kindly of us when you decide to take over RhyDin from underground! We still love you!
6. Kairee Really, what else is there to say about Fiery Kairee" She reminds us a bit of those tempting pinup girls in the fifties, who put on that coy little smile that says "Hey, I'm sexy, and I know how to use that to my advantage." With a bubbly personality and legs that go on for days, who doesn't want a little slice of RhyDin's very own goddess"
5. Chryrie Nightstar Goodness us! If it takes a whack by a two-by-four to get us a meeting with D.D. Maranya, what?s it going to take for us to get in to see Administration Director Not-Shy Chryrie!" A coma!" A near-death experience!" We don't care; we'll do it! Probably one of the most exotic-looking hybrids here on RhyDin, we hear that N.S. Chryrie has a little bit of elf and fae in her! Does that mean they live three times as long as the rest of us poor sods" We're O.K. with that, just as long as N.S. Chryrie keeps blessing us with her sweet, professional demeanor and oh-my-god-marry-me looks!
4. Alystrianna Illenia D'Vaustaival O.K. You know all those rumors about vampires being totally to-die-for (no pun intended!) and completely dreamy-looking" They're TRUE! Wowza, is Amazingly Alluring Aly ever the hottest thing to become certifiably undead. Wicked with her daggers— not that she needs them— Triple A is one luscious pair of fangs we'd gladly give our life for!
3. Eva Luna Ever-Refined Eva is probably one of the main reasons we find ourselves coming back to the Red Dragon Inn! No offense, Panther; the place is great, but where would we honestly be without mature, intelligent women to keep us company' E.R. Eva, we've heard, has been through some stuff, which is probably why she keeps to herself so much. A few people have said she's a cold-shoulder kind of person, but we just don't buy it! E.R. Eva is one of the wisest, most articulate, and SEXIEST women we've got! We are so going to keep an eye on her! We have no doubt she'll shock us!
2. Elessaria Devabriel What is it about elves that is so darn alluring" Elegant Eless, owner of Heart Notes Parfumerie, is so ridiculously beautiful and well dressed, we have trouble keeping up! Best of all, E. Eless is probably one of the kindest women you'll meet in all of RhyDin. She comes off as caring and compassionate, while still harboring that jaw-dropping quality that makes every man want to run out and buy a ring ASAP! We're not quite sure what her situation is, but we do hope that whatever guy she's with is treating her like the queen she is!
1. Koyliak Van-Duran Simon That is RIGHT, ladies and gents! After much excessive deliberation, we here at the Post have declared Captures-Our-Hearts Koy the SEXIEST WOMAN IN RHYDIN!!! Why, do you ask" What does Koy have to offer that everyone else doesn't' Everything! This babe is a rockin? designer for the Heavenly Boutique, which means she has smarts, style, and taste. She is a now-and-again philanthropist, which means she has compassion. She is HUGE in the dueling crowd, which means she knows how to kick some major you-know-what! Best of all, she is a proud, supportive governor's wife, and a wonderful mom! You better believe we find her attractive! This woman is the best all-around catch in all of RhyDin, and Gover-Resilient Matt Simon better be counting his lucky stars he has her! C.O.H. Koy, you are ACES in our book! Don't ever change!
The Post's List of Top 25 Sexiest Women in RhyDin! December 10, 2009
Drum roll, please!
25. Ito Michiko Is it just us, or do duel callers totally command attention' If it's nerve-wracking having to raise your voice above the crowd Fight Night after Fight Night, Merc Michiko certainly doesn't let on! A little something-something in her personality has led us to include her on our Top 25; this gal's got some mystery about her, we think! With a to-die-for figure, and some mad skills with technology and weaponry, we wonder just what her story is! Oh, Merc Michiko. Let us in! We're dying to figure you out!
24. Ba'shara Whoa Nelly! This is one Egyptian we'd like to dance with! Ba'shara makes our Top 25 because she's got this feline way about her. Maybe it's the catlike eyes, maybe it's the totally lissome way she holds herself, or maybe it's the way she kind of stealthily slinks on the outskirts of crowds. And while Cunning Cat Ba'shara is the quieter sort, we have a sneaking suspicion she's hiding some primal sex kitten! Let it out, honey! You already make us purr!
23. Madison Acony-Belle Rye Manhandler Madison Rye is alllllllll business! Ignore the fact that she's got amazing, deep-set eyes and a perfect face; (O.K. We can't ignore it— she's GORGEOUS!) Manhandler Madison's got more skill than just her feminine wiles! This beauty is almost always seen packing some kind of heat, and while we pity the poor sod who runs into her in a dark alleyway, we have to envy a girl for taking the bull by the horns when it comes to her protection' or passado!
22. Kitty Onyxfire Helston Oh man! Pinch us, we're dreaming! Part elf and panther" Captivating Kitty Helston makes us growl! Normally we're not into the athletic kind of look, but this Kit-Kat draws the eye of every man in the room, and is totally, ridiculously secure! Call us old-fashioned, but there is something so sexy about a woman who's not afraid to be herself. A shame she's already hitched; we'd love to see Kit-Kat on the prowl for a new man!
21. Risa Jones They say that even during the ages of Sumptuary Laws, pink held a symbolic meaning for joy and happiness. Not that Precious Risa needs anything to make her seem less bubbly, but damn does this girl wear pink well! Precious Risa is just a buzzing ball of fun any way you slice it, and she truly lights up the room just about everywhere she goes. Why is she on the Top 25 list of sexiest women, you ask" Her personality is absolutely swoon-worthy, and we simply cannot get enough of her! Come back to the Inn, P.R.! We need your cheer!
20. Jewell Desma Ravenlock No judgment here on Faerie Dream Jewell Ravenlock, given that her relationship history is about the length of an encyclopedia" collection. But with her electric personality and covetous looks, who wouldn't marry F.D.J. in the drop of a hat' Her volatile temper and quirky demeanor leads us to believe that she is a total fireball behind closed doors! Sure, she can be a little crazy sometimes, but we can't help it' we absolutely adore her!
19. Katarina Smith Dazzling, dexterous dancer Katarina is the complete epitome of grace. A principle for RhyDin's Ballet Troupe, this angel puts forth performance after stunning performance, and gives new meaning to the word "talent." Her awe-inspiring skill, classic looks, and sweet demeanor have no doubt made her one of our absolute favorites!
18. Lydia Lute Lovely, lovely Lydia just makes our heart break! Such a friendly, soft-spoken bowl of sugar is one of the best things RhyDin has the privilege of having. The saccharine half-elf makes a sophisticated statement with a charming, blunt cut of her uniquely green hair and totally haunting icy blue eyes! Word has it this svelte seamstress has been through some stuff, and we've decided to include her on our Top 25 because we happen to find her inspiring inner strength very attractive. Don't ever change, Triple L! You are the maraschino cherry on our RhyDin sundae!
17. Sivanna Cyredghymn Super-Classy Sivanna has got to be one of the most fashionable elves in RhyDin! We seriously can't think of one time we've seen her in anything that wasn't designer or totally stunning! S.C. Sivanna has got a totally cosmopolitan feel to her, doesn't she" Like she would fit in just about anywhere! Super gorgeous, subtly sexy, and ridiculously polite, she generally tends to keep to herself, but when this elf engages you, it's impossible to keep your eyes off her. Word has it she's also the Fire Keeper in the Duel of Magic. What, what!" No wonder she sets our hearts aflame! Turn up the heat, S.C. Sivanna! We'd love to see your wild side!
16. Jaycynda Ashleana Dynamic Jaycy certainly doesn't pull her punches in or out of the ring! It totally tickles us that such a tiny little thing is one of the foremost duelers RhyDin has to offer. Don't let her little frame fool you, though. D. Jaycy is a mischievous little minx with a dynamite personality that really draws you in. Even sexier than her fabulous fighting skills and shapely figure is the fact that she's totally friendly! We're not quite sure just who she's seeing right now, but we're dying to know if he can keep up with her! Write us, D. Jaycy! Hugs and kisses!
15. Dr. Maranya Valkonan Divine Doc Maranya really makes us want to whack ourselves upside the head with a two-by-four just to get a chance to see her! This hazel-eyed career woman is totally sexy in an understated sort of way, and doesn't need to prance around in lingerie like some women in this town to get attention! Every now and then, she'll throw in something in another language when she's on a roll. Call us crazy, but we have this sneaking suspicion D.D. Maranya is secretly a bad girl and is cursing out the people who give her nonsense! And that's totally thrilling to us! Don't be afraid to speak your mind, girl! We'll just find you hotter because of it!
14. Rekah Illyriana I know! We're shocked we decided to put Charming Rekah on here, too! Why, do you ask" Well, we at the Post have it under good authority that C. Rekah has been hanging around an aaaaawful lot with Sinjin Fai and Salvador Delahada. Are you kidding us" We give it a week before the poor girl is totally corrupted. Then, THEN will she belong on our list!
13. Eleanor Enticing Eleanor reminds us a little of a carnivorous plant. She's got this dangerous side to her, and a sort of "look, but don't touch' mysterious presence. But with her perfect skin and seductive smile, we're sooo willing to be bitten to get a closer look. Usually seen in the RDI with a drink in hand, E. Eleanor seems like a pretty private person. And get this— total shocker— she's actually a pretty nice person, too! Attraction just seems to oooooooze off her in pints, and we'd love the chance to sit down and see what she's all about!
12. Sidonie "Spade" Malloy Oh man! You have no idea how much debate we at the Post had over Irish Babe Sidonie! A bunch of us here were dying to put her as #1! This woman is absolutely sex incarnate! Owner of Cloud Nine, (a fabulous boutique for bath goods, sleepwear, and a little something extra! Wink wink!) I.B. Sidonie inhales air and exhales lust. Crazy, and not afraid to show it, I.B. Sidonie makes us weak in the knees and light in the head. Oh, those eyes! Oh those gorgeous, wavy locks! Oh that coy little smile! Cupid, thou hath slain us! You think she'll give us mouth-to-mouth'
11. Wyheree Ravenlock Anything-but-Cold Ice Queen Wyh makes it onto our list purely for class! This platinum blonde is like" the epitome of aristocracy! Always well dressed, always well spoken, and always considerate of friends and family, A.B.C.I.Q. Wyh is one of the (partial pun intended) coolest ladies RhyDin has to offer! Find her at the Annex, calling on Fight Nights and bring her something to eat. This gal works hard; we just hope she parties harder!
10. Lilith T'Rasa DeBrough If you haven't already checked out the fantastic nightclub downtown, Sanctuary, then you are a poor, poor sod with no life! Luring Lilith DeBrough owns and runs the hit hangout place, and oh does she have an iron fist! She changes her appearance every now and then, but you better believe L. Lilith will always turn up striking. A stellar businesswoman and a complete catch' Where can we sign up"
9. Samilee Burke There is something to be said about a girl who doesn't give a damn. Normally, we find the whole "live and let live" ideology kind of dull, but heck if we don't find Badder Ass Sami's nonchalance totally H-O-T! We hear on the grapevine she's a Promethean. Now we don't really know what that is, but if all of them are as gorgeous and funny as B.A. Sami, then for the love of god, let's get some more over here!
8. Tara Ryneiyn O.K. So some of you might dispute our placement of Tenacious Tara, but come on, folks, she is a firecracker! Red-hot hair, sweet face, and pouty lips" Who wouldn't like her on first impression' Before you say anything, we know! She has the capacity to be a bit loony slash cause huge amounts of trouble, but we're going to take a shot in the dark and assume that means she's super-adventurous behind closed doors. We mean really adventurous. Like worse than handcuffs, bite scars on her exes adventurous. Speaking of exes, wowee can that girl not sit still! T. Tara— you're hot, quirky, and demand the attention of people in the room. (No, really. She demands it. Literally.) But slow down, or you're going to run out of guys to abuse" er" date.
7. Kazzy Hart Oh yeah! You better believe we wouldn't forget you, Kooky Kazzy! RhyDin, this woman is a supermodel. Seriously. We want to see her on the cover of some elite fashion mag, doing one of those controversial shoots with just three fig leaves. K. Kazzy is such an entertaining ball of fun, but we get the feeling she's not as flaky as she lets on. Yep, we're willing to bet this girl's got some mad smarts— like single-handedly knock over a bank or corrupt organization kind of smarts. Please think kindly of us when you decide to take over RhyDin from underground! We still love you!
6. Kairee Really, what else is there to say about Fiery Kairee" She reminds us a bit of those tempting pinup girls in the fifties, who put on that coy little smile that says "Hey, I'm sexy, and I know how to use that to my advantage." With a bubbly personality and legs that go on for days, who doesn't want a little slice of RhyDin's very own goddess"
5. Chryrie Nightstar Goodness us! If it takes a whack by a two-by-four to get us a meeting with D.D. Maranya, what?s it going to take for us to get in to see Administration Director Not-Shy Chryrie!" A coma!" A near-death experience!" We don't care; we'll do it! Probably one of the most exotic-looking hybrids here on RhyDin, we hear that N.S. Chryrie has a little bit of elf and fae in her! Does that mean they live three times as long as the rest of us poor sods" We're O.K. with that, just as long as N.S. Chryrie keeps blessing us with her sweet, professional demeanor and oh-my-god-marry-me looks!
4. Alystrianna Illenia D'Vaustaival O.K. You know all those rumors about vampires being totally to-die-for (no pun intended!) and completely dreamy-looking" They're TRUE! Wowza, is Amazingly Alluring Aly ever the hottest thing to become certifiably undead. Wicked with her daggers— not that she needs them— Triple A is one luscious pair of fangs we'd gladly give our life for!
3. Eva Luna Ever-Refined Eva is probably one of the main reasons we find ourselves coming back to the Red Dragon Inn! No offense, Panther; the place is great, but where would we honestly be without mature, intelligent women to keep us company' E.R. Eva, we've heard, has been through some stuff, which is probably why she keeps to herself so much. A few people have said she's a cold-shoulder kind of person, but we just don't buy it! E.R. Eva is one of the wisest, most articulate, and SEXIEST women we've got! We are so going to keep an eye on her! We have no doubt she'll shock us!
2. Elessaria Devabriel What is it about elves that is so darn alluring" Elegant Eless, owner of Heart Notes Parfumerie, is so ridiculously beautiful and well dressed, we have trouble keeping up! Best of all, E. Eless is probably one of the kindest women you'll meet in all of RhyDin. She comes off as caring and compassionate, while still harboring that jaw-dropping quality that makes every man want to run out and buy a ring ASAP! We're not quite sure what her situation is, but we do hope that whatever guy she's with is treating her like the queen she is!
1. Koyliak Van-Duran Simon That is RIGHT, ladies and gents! After much excessive deliberation, we here at the Post have declared Captures-Our-Hearts Koy the SEXIEST WOMAN IN RHYDIN!!! Why, do you ask" What does Koy have to offer that everyone else doesn't' Everything! This babe is a rockin? designer for the Heavenly Boutique, which means she has smarts, style, and taste. She is a now-and-again philanthropist, which means she has compassion. She is HUGE in the dueling crowd, which means she knows how to kick some major you-know-what! Best of all, she is a proud, supportive governor's wife, and a wonderful mom! You better believe we find her attractive! This woman is the best all-around catch in all of RhyDin, and Gover-Resilient Matt Simon better be counting his lucky stars he has her! C.O.H. Koy, you are ACES in our book! Don't ever change!