Topic: Ambassador Request!

Seirichi

Date: 2012-11-11 03:13 EST
— A private letter was sent to Fio's office —

Dear Sweetheart,

It's your number one crush, Seirichi. Since you're my most loyal listener I bet you've already heard about my moving to this city. I'm writing because, not only am I personally inviting you to the party (along with a chance to visit my bed room once it's over. We can play scrabble and watch a movie.), but I also need your help.

I'm no good with this government mumbo-jumbo, that's what we have hotness' like you for. So I have a question. When can I get my diplomatic plates? Since I'm the first Adenna citizen to ever take residence in RhyDin City, I should get special treatment. An ambassador title will be nice, along with having my little patch of land officially seen as Adennian territory.

Alright. That sh*t's out of the way. On to more important business. I've sent a good dozen roses along with this letter and if the delivery boy didn't screw up this order like the last one you should of gotten them. If not, please tell me so I can strangle him the next time I see him.

Call me. My number: 341-257-8726

Night or day, but I prefer night since Harris won't be able to eavesdrop like he will at the station. Also, if it's at night, be sure to wear something sexy and send me pictures. My intern is helping me learn how to use this cellphone and I've gotten pretty good at the whole sending and receiving things.

Keep being cute, Seirichi

PS. I mean it. Keep being cute.

FioHelston

Date: 2012-11-12 10:05 EST
——A private reply sent back to Seirichi, scented with La Nuit Passionnee perfume —-

Darling Seirichi,

The roses were beautiful, my dear. Thank you for the lovely surprise.

You know it's almost impossible for me to deny you anything. I want to make sure you understand what you're asking for, though, before I say yes. This is a huge choice.

To be an ambassador from Adenna here would mean that the Adennan government would have to contact me and request that you represent them officially - I know that this is not a problem, but - if they do that, they would then buy your new house from you, since an embassy may not be privately owned.

I know what you are thinking: "I get primo parking, diplomatic immunity and they pay for my house" Where do I sign?" But consider this - once they own the house, they can name someone else as ambassador to replace you, and that person would get to live in your house and have all of those nice perks that go with the job. Someone like your sister.

Can you think of anyone (Harris) who might try to coordinate a coup(Harris) like that' (Harris)

It occurs to me that there is another option available that you might find just as delightful but without the risks an embassy carries. You could be my press secretary.

Consider this: who else in the city has as much experience on the air as you, who would treat my policies with the grace that you would, and who isn't a jerk with blue hair? You would be perfect for the job, and we would get to spend so much more time together.

Think about it, and let me know what you wish to do.

Ever your devoted servant, Fionna

P.S. I've enclosed one of the press photos of me for tonight's cage match. If you look on the back, I've added a secret little message, just for you.



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