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Amelia Enderwood: Satirist
White, Well-to-Do Woman Bemoans Lack of Discrimination; "I have as much a right to be treated like crap as everyone else." May 6, 2010
A local RhyDin woman launched a self-discriminatory campaign today outside of Flappy Pat's Pancake Premises in reaction to a scene she witnessed indoors.
Cecillie Tordis, an upper-class New Haven resident allegedly balked as she was treated with class and etiquette, while the drow three tables away was reportedly ignored by his servers.
"It's really sickening," argued Tordis as she constructed a Whites are victims too! sign outside Flappy Pat's. "I've got some elvish blood in me, sure. But just because I'm wealthy and beautiful doesn't mean I don't want to be looked down upon like everyone else."
Added Tordis: "It would be really nice to have something legitimate to complain about in my perfect life."
As stated by Tordis, while the campaign hasn't attracted many followers yet, she has high hopes for lesser rights for RhyDin's more popular elites.
"I'm tired of being invisible," announced Tordis indignantly. "I passed a slaver on the street the other day, and he didn't even scowl or spit at me. I have never felt so discriminated in all my life."
Exacerbating the problem, Tordis touts the low percentage of upper-class men and women stuck in dead-end jobs and in seedier, less agreeable living spaces like Dockside or West End.
"Just once, I'd like to be denied a credit application," rambled Tordis. "It would at least give me something to whine about as I sail around the RhyDin peninsula on my expensive yacht."
In the opinion of some, however, dueling sports are a step in the right direction.
"I decided to skip my yoga classes this evening in favor of going to the Outback," Minnie Myer, daughter of corporate executive Wesley Myer of Myer Mana Mining Incorporated, said. "The gentleman I was paired with wasted no time in beating the living daylights out of me and breaking my new nose. It was awesome!"
Nevertheless, according to Tordis, the Lesser Rights Movement still has a long way to go.
"Until a run-in with someone like Karos or Travanix earns me a black eye or a deadly wound, I will not be satisfied."
In related news, Triel Kendar, a drow and local customer at Flappy Pat's Pancake Premises, has published an inspection article commending them on their excellent service.
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White, Well-to-Do Woman Bemoans Lack of Discrimination; "I have as much a right to be treated like crap as everyone else." May 6, 2010
A local RhyDin woman launched a self-discriminatory campaign today outside of Flappy Pat's Pancake Premises in reaction to a scene she witnessed indoors.
Cecillie Tordis, an upper-class New Haven resident allegedly balked as she was treated with class and etiquette, while the drow three tables away was reportedly ignored by his servers.
"It's really sickening," argued Tordis as she constructed a Whites are victims too! sign outside Flappy Pat's. "I've got some elvish blood in me, sure. But just because I'm wealthy and beautiful doesn't mean I don't want to be looked down upon like everyone else."
Added Tordis: "It would be really nice to have something legitimate to complain about in my perfect life."
As stated by Tordis, while the campaign hasn't attracted many followers yet, she has high hopes for lesser rights for RhyDin's more popular elites.
"I'm tired of being invisible," announced Tordis indignantly. "I passed a slaver on the street the other day, and he didn't even scowl or spit at me. I have never felt so discriminated in all my life."
Exacerbating the problem, Tordis touts the low percentage of upper-class men and women stuck in dead-end jobs and in seedier, less agreeable living spaces like Dockside or West End.
"Just once, I'd like to be denied a credit application," rambled Tordis. "It would at least give me something to whine about as I sail around the RhyDin peninsula on my expensive yacht."
In the opinion of some, however, dueling sports are a step in the right direction.
"I decided to skip my yoga classes this evening in favor of going to the Outback," Minnie Myer, daughter of corporate executive Wesley Myer of Myer Mana Mining Incorporated, said. "The gentleman I was paired with wasted no time in beating the living daylights out of me and breaking my new nose. It was awesome!"
Nevertheless, according to Tordis, the Lesser Rights Movement still has a long way to go.
"Until a run-in with someone like Karos or Travanix earns me a black eye or a deadly wound, I will not be satisfied."
In related news, Triel Kendar, a drow and local customer at Flappy Pat's Pancake Premises, has published an inspection article commending them on their excellent service.
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