Thanksgiving! It's time to get your Jive Turkey on, cats and kittens: The Gov is sponsoring the All '80s Turkey Time TV Marathon and Eat Till You Faint Event!
https://i.imgur.com/ggBn7QR.jpg
Make sure you've got your leg warmers on, your Angel Flights, get your neons, your shoulder pads, get that Aquanet head of Huge Hair going, like totally, fer sure! Because we're going to party like it's 1980 at the semi historic RhyDin Civic Center!
https://i.imgur.com/i0t7KKT.jpg
Admission to this Gala of Galas is: Donations of Non perishable foods, hygiene products, coats, jackets, and blankets in good condition, tents and sleeping bags in good condition, and anything that will bring a little bit of comfort and joy to our less fortunate citizens.
A confused gaggle of city employees will be at the doors collecting the donations unless a leader arises in their midst who contacts the usual charities, who will make sure all of the city charities receive a share of the donations.
The doors will be opening at ten am! Get there before noon! Your Beloved Governor will be re-enacting that traditional classic of the loving and giving spirit of Thanksgiving at noon, sharp: She will be dropping LIVE TURKEYSfrom a helicopter!
Thankfully, speaking of giving thanks, the 'live turkeys' will be pinatas and will be filled with delicious Mexican candies. Because Pharlen does actually know that turkeys cannot fly.
https://i.imgur.com/RAWINeF.jpg
Dropped off your donation' Then come on in for a huge spread of traditional Thanksgiving Largess: Lasagna! So much lasagna, beef, mixed meats, sausage, vegetarian, gluten free, BBQ'd, and just a pile of noodles with butter! Seriously, there are buffet tables FULL of lasagna!
https://i.imgur.com/BsbhKXE.jpg
Oh, and there will also be turkey. Also, Tofu Turkey.
Expect all of your favorite side dishes, roasted root veggies, Brussels Sprouts, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, yams, mashed potatoes, green salads, and cranberry sauce, biscuits, gravy, rolls, all cooked to perfection by some of the city's finest chefs and bakers. Who may also be confused and yet paid, so they are cooking up a storm.
Champagne, wines, sodas, beers, fruit juices, chocolate and plain milk, and of course, EGGNOG! Are all available, along with coffee and tea!
Deserts" We don't know what all will be out there, we hired a squad of gray haired old ladies who love to make goodies, and we've pitted them against each other in a no holds barred Desert-O-Rama! There will be pumpkin pie, you betcha, and there will be pies baked into cakes, and cakes baked into pies and we don't know what all else, those old gals were ready to rumble! Get there early to place your bets on these feisty dames and reap the rewards of being Granny's favorite!
https://i.imgur.com/zBucunN.jpg (we may have offered them incentive to compete)
AND THEN... Head upstairs to the third floor to experience Club 80!
https://i.imgur.com/5XehWQe.jpg
Shake your groove thang and show off those Spandex pants and Candy's heels under mirror ball lights on a flashing dance floor to the Greats: Cindy Lauper, the Cars, Blondie, the Tubes, Duran Duran, Def Leppard, the Bangles, Wham!, Pat Benatar and many many more!!
(Two large and anonymous donations have already been paid to prevent the playing of 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll' and 'Mickey'. Please make your donation checks out to the RhyDin Relief Fund and make sure it has at least three zeros if you want any other '80s anthem kiboshed. ;D)
AND THEN....Or, before. We're not really picky. Anyhow, there's elevators.
Come on up to the second floor to find your perfect happy spot: Sofas, recliners, play pits, pillow piles, are strewn all through the comfortably darkened giant living room where several giant screen televisions will be playing all of your favorite turkey day marathons!
Either pick up a complimentary pair of enchanted earphones paired with your favorite show, or bring your own phone and ear phones, and tune into the tellies playing your fave.
Screen One will be showing the Mystery Science Theater Turkey Day Marathons.
Screen Two will be showing the Twilight Zone Marathon.
Screen Three will be showing the Dr. Who Marathon.
Screen Four will be showing the Star Trek Marathon.
Screen Five will be showing the ALL 1980s Movie Marathon.
Screen Six will be ALL 1980s Cartoons! (Including the infamous Milking Scene from Rocko's Modern World.)
We have on hand several unpleasant people who will gladly sit with you and provide that uncomfortable conversation that no holiday gathering would be complete without! Just let them know what sort of antagonism that you're missing (political troglodyte grandparents, biological clock naggy aunties, snarky cousins, drama queen sisters, drunken oaf uncles: you name it, we got it!)
The doors open at ten AM November 22, the TV's turn on, the food starts laying out on the buffets, and they'll be playing your favorites until 10 am the twenty third! At that point, you'll be sent on your way with probably a cheap plastic food tub full of leftovers.
So arrive early and bring a change of underwear! Yes, kids are welcome! Kiddie tables will be available!
((OOC: Board only event! Post your char's duds and doings as you like! Have fun with it, and feel free to have your character take over or assist with any of the duties. Probably will leave the thread open until the 26th, if you need more time, just let me know!))
https://i.imgur.com/ggBn7QR.jpg
Make sure you've got your leg warmers on, your Angel Flights, get your neons, your shoulder pads, get that Aquanet head of Huge Hair going, like totally, fer sure! Because we're going to party like it's 1980 at the semi historic RhyDin Civic Center!
https://i.imgur.com/i0t7KKT.jpg
Admission to this Gala of Galas is: Donations of Non perishable foods, hygiene products, coats, jackets, and blankets in good condition, tents and sleeping bags in good condition, and anything that will bring a little bit of comfort and joy to our less fortunate citizens.
A confused gaggle of city employees will be at the doors collecting the donations unless a leader arises in their midst who contacts the usual charities, who will make sure all of the city charities receive a share of the donations.
The doors will be opening at ten am! Get there before noon! Your Beloved Governor will be re-enacting that traditional classic of the loving and giving spirit of Thanksgiving at noon, sharp: She will be dropping LIVE TURKEYSfrom a helicopter!
Thankfully, speaking of giving thanks, the 'live turkeys' will be pinatas and will be filled with delicious Mexican candies. Because Pharlen does actually know that turkeys cannot fly.
https://i.imgur.com/RAWINeF.jpg
Dropped off your donation' Then come on in for a huge spread of traditional Thanksgiving Largess: Lasagna! So much lasagna, beef, mixed meats, sausage, vegetarian, gluten free, BBQ'd, and just a pile of noodles with butter! Seriously, there are buffet tables FULL of lasagna!
https://i.imgur.com/BsbhKXE.jpg
Oh, and there will also be turkey. Also, Tofu Turkey.
Expect all of your favorite side dishes, roasted root veggies, Brussels Sprouts, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, yams, mashed potatoes, green salads, and cranberry sauce, biscuits, gravy, rolls, all cooked to perfection by some of the city's finest chefs and bakers. Who may also be confused and yet paid, so they are cooking up a storm.
Champagne, wines, sodas, beers, fruit juices, chocolate and plain milk, and of course, EGGNOG! Are all available, along with coffee and tea!
Deserts" We don't know what all will be out there, we hired a squad of gray haired old ladies who love to make goodies, and we've pitted them against each other in a no holds barred Desert-O-Rama! There will be pumpkin pie, you betcha, and there will be pies baked into cakes, and cakes baked into pies and we don't know what all else, those old gals were ready to rumble! Get there early to place your bets on these feisty dames and reap the rewards of being Granny's favorite!
https://i.imgur.com/zBucunN.jpg (we may have offered them incentive to compete)
AND THEN... Head upstairs to the third floor to experience Club 80!
https://i.imgur.com/5XehWQe.jpg
Shake your groove thang and show off those Spandex pants and Candy's heels under mirror ball lights on a flashing dance floor to the Greats: Cindy Lauper, the Cars, Blondie, the Tubes, Duran Duran, Def Leppard, the Bangles, Wham!, Pat Benatar and many many more!!
(Two large and anonymous donations have already been paid to prevent the playing of 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll' and 'Mickey'. Please make your donation checks out to the RhyDin Relief Fund and make sure it has at least three zeros if you want any other '80s anthem kiboshed. ;D)
AND THEN....Or, before. We're not really picky. Anyhow, there's elevators.
Come on up to the second floor to find your perfect happy spot: Sofas, recliners, play pits, pillow piles, are strewn all through the comfortably darkened giant living room where several giant screen televisions will be playing all of your favorite turkey day marathons!
Either pick up a complimentary pair of enchanted earphones paired with your favorite show, or bring your own phone and ear phones, and tune into the tellies playing your fave.
Screen One will be showing the Mystery Science Theater Turkey Day Marathons.
Screen Two will be showing the Twilight Zone Marathon.
Screen Three will be showing the Dr. Who Marathon.
Screen Four will be showing the Star Trek Marathon.
Screen Five will be showing the ALL 1980s Movie Marathon.
Screen Six will be ALL 1980s Cartoons! (Including the infamous Milking Scene from Rocko's Modern World.)
We have on hand several unpleasant people who will gladly sit with you and provide that uncomfortable conversation that no holiday gathering would be complete without! Just let them know what sort of antagonism that you're missing (political troglodyte grandparents, biological clock naggy aunties, snarky cousins, drama queen sisters, drunken oaf uncles: you name it, we got it!)
The doors open at ten AM November 22, the TV's turn on, the food starts laying out on the buffets, and they'll be playing your favorites until 10 am the twenty third! At that point, you'll be sent on your way with probably a cheap plastic food tub full of leftovers.
So arrive early and bring a change of underwear! Yes, kids are welcome! Kiddie tables will be available!
((OOC: Board only event! Post your char's duds and doings as you like! Have fun with it, and feel free to have your character take over or assist with any of the duties. Probably will leave the thread open until the 26th, if you need more time, just let me know!))