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Abracadabra! We are live on the internets! Hello, I am Jesse. The Greatest Archmage to ever grace Twilight Isle and the only female** currently running in the election for Governor of RhyDin!

There is a cancer sweeping throughout the city this election. The male empowered patriarchy is making sure that they remain in power! Their misogynistic views against us, the true and rightful owners of RhyDin since we are female, is a TERRIBLE violation. I am truly triggered because of this — as I am sure many of you are as well.

Here is a list below of what I am.

Poly-magical-otherkin-human I have multiple head mates, one which is darth vador from episode III and not the dreadful continuations which spawned after it, namely episode 4-6. I am 100% female but I do not wish to be called she/her. My pronouns are Witchy/Witch. I am pale as I am albino so do not call me white. I will be very triggered due to this.

Here is what I stand for. EQUALITY JUSTICE DESTROYING ALL THOSE WHO HOLD OPPOSITE VIEWS

What I promise the city when I become Governor

1: AK-47's for everyone. 2: I will make sure to go out of my way to bomb local Watch centers as they are part of the clique/cabal of misogynists. 3: I will push 80% of all Governor funding to erecting a new cross for the RhyDin Catholic Church in Old Temple. This is to make sure all heretics will be forgiven in the off chance that when we die we get sent to hell. It's called hedging your bets, people. 4: Punch and Pie parties every day of the week at the Red Dragon Inn 5: The homeless and poor will be given jobs as human shields for the RASG 6: I don't know. We have GAC meetings for this stuff, so whatever you <insert PC term here that can stand for multiple groups of people and other sort of creatures > want. 7: I promise not to light New Haven on fire since they are the richest part of the city and the leading cause of all our problems. RhyDin denizens will be instructed to riot against the New Haven public by beating, marching them through the streets, and forcing them to beg on hands and knees for our forgiveness. 8: Did I mention free guns?

If you have a question for the GREATEST Governor this city of sin could ever have, please feel free to ask. I will respond to as many as possible.

** = Due to the fact that no other so called "FEMALE" candidates have proven their femininity to me, via photos or private viewings of their naked form, they are to be considered misogynistic MALES.

"What do you intend to do, if anything, about those who are homeless and living on the streets, especially those who are children?" The children will be put to work since I do not believe in freeloaders. Why should they get hand outs" They need to get a damn job. So, they will be sent to make shoes and other pieces of clothing that you and everyone else seem to enjoy wearing. Tiny fingers make the best workers.

As for the homeless who are of adult age" They will either be sent to dig up diamonds or do as I have already spoken of in public and on mine site, they will be sent to the RASG to act as human shields and / or disposable pilots to die for the glory of our nation should an intergalactic conflict arise.

"When you look back on your time in office, what would you like to have been your biggest accomplishment?" If RhyDin is burning —> That RhyDin is burning. If RhyDin is not burning —> That RhyDin isn't burning. If the Blood God returns —> how I create a skull throne for him made out of the skulls of the many homeless and orphans that I spoke of above. If the Blood God does not return —> How many interns I bent over mine desk during mine reign.