Domesticity had always been something of a pipe dream for Dean Winchester. And yet, in the last few years, he had been blessed with little supernatural activity, allowed the peace to raise his children and make his house a home without interference from the new gods and old monsters that still proliferated the world. With the Olympians focused on consolidating their power after two thousand years in exile, nothing wanted to poke its head above the water, just in case it got a lightning bolt up the fundament.
So the Winchesters got to watch their children grow from babies to toddlers to children, and finally to be able to celebrate Christmas without too much in the way of destruction of the decorations and presents. Bertie was now an energetic six year old, and Hope and Anna not far behind him at five; add their six year old cousin, Alexandros, into the mix, and they were a very happy little bunch as Christmas Eve rolled around in 2019.
The kids were just about the right age for a visit from Santa Claus, though six-year-old Alex was starting to have his doubts, especially since he had an Olympian for a father. Whether they knew it was really Bobby wearing the red velvet suit or not, none of the children dared say, though a mumbled "Idjit" to Dean might have given him away. Whether the children knew or not, the visit had left them excited for Christmas morning, when they'd wake up to goodies in their stockings and presents under the tree.
Jo and Dean had, rather rashly, offered to host Christmas at their house this year, which meant they had a pair of Olympians in the spare bedroom, Ellen and Bobby in the study, and Sam and Becky on the couch. It was going to be a happy, but crowded, Christmas Day, that was for sure. But for a few hours, between midnight and around 4am, not a creature was stirring. All was well; peace on earth. And then, at exactly 4:07 am ....someone small and over-excited blew hard into a kazoo.
Jo groaned, rolling over to smack her husband lightly with her palm. "I told you nothing noisy," she grumbled, still half-asleep.
Dean pulled a pillow over his head in a vain attempt to muffle the annoying sound of the kazoo. He'd only turned in a few hours ago after putting together a pair of bikes for the twins and was nowhere near ready to get out of bed yet. "Don't blame me. I told them no one was allowed up until the sun came up."
"Maybe we shouldn't have put them all in the same room," Jo mumbled, pressing herself down underneath her own pillow in an attempt to block out the sound. Another kazoo joined the first, together with a familiar set of high-pitched giggles.
Dean winced, not so much at the giggles, as at the kazoo. "Whoever brought the kazoos is gonna get a good thrashing," he grumbled, without knowing who the guilty party might be. He sighed, looking over at Jo from beneath the cover of pillows and blankets. "Whose idea was this, anyway?"
"I think it was collective madness," she mused in a gravelly tone, blinking at him in their cocoon of covers. "Sam and Becky are the ones who'll get the full force of the kids first, with any luck."
"Sam and Becky are probably the ones who handed out the kazoos," Dean reasoned. After all, Sam and Becky didn't have kids yet and either didn't care or didn't realize that the kids would probably wake up before dawn to take a sneak peek at their presents. "It would serve them right to have to deal with the little rug rats this early in the morning."
Jo snorted with laughter, wriggling a little closer under the blankets. "We're probably not going back to sleep again, you know," she murmured. "But I'm not getting out of bed until at least half past 6."
"I am not getting up at ..." Dean trailed off, reaching for his cell phone to check the time and muttering a string of expletives when he saw what time it was. "You know what we should do?" he asked her, an evil smile on his face. "Wait until they're all asleep later and make some noise of our own."
She laughed quietly, reaching over to prod at his stomach. "Like you're going to be able to do anything but sleep by then," she pointed out. Christmas was always a little nuts in their house.
"I'm sure I could manage to do something," Dean replied, waggling his brows at her in the dark, though she probably couldn't see the expression on his face.
"Is it too early in the morning to give you your first present?" she asked thoughtfully, rolling her eyes at the expression she was pretty sure he was aiming in her direction right now.
"Depends on what that present is," he said, the smirk heard in his voice, even if she couldn't see it. He wasn't sure what she had in mind, but his thoughts had already gone to that of more carnal nature.
"Like I wasn't expecting that reaction," she drawled, laughing quietly at his one-track mind. Mind you, she had the same problem on occasion. "But I guess it's kind of in the same vein?"
Dean furrowed his brows, his wife's response confusing him further. "So, what ....You got me a virility charm?" he asked. "Thoughtful, but I don't really need one, you know," he pointed out, that smirk heard in his voice again.
"Oh, believe me, I know that," she assured him, nestling closer until her nose touched his. "Your little dudes are definitely firing on all cylinders. The proof's going to be arriving around June."
He snickered at her remark, before falling dead silent as he realized what it was she was telling. "Wait ..." he said, furrowing his brows. "Are you ....You're not ....Again?" he said, incredulously.
She giggled at his reaction, kissing the tip of his nose. "Looks like Johnny really wants to join the family," she told him. And with luck, he would be the last addition from them.
"Really' Seriously?" he asked, forgetting it was just after four a.m., forgetting there were kazoos playing in the background, forgetting he hadn't gotten more than a couple of hours sleep. He jerked upright in bed, tossing off the blankets and the pillows and turning to face her. "You're pregnant"!"
"Dean!" Startled to find herself outside their warm little cocoon, Jo rolled onto her back, looking up at him with amused indignation. "Yes, I'm pregnant!" she confirmed with a laugh. "About two months gone."
Dean flopped down beside her, half covering her with his body so that he could meet her gaze, nose to nose. "Two months ....That means Johnny will be born in ....Julyish?" he asked, doing the math in his head. Or thereabouts. "Wait, how do you know for sure that it's a boy?"
So the Winchesters got to watch their children grow from babies to toddlers to children, and finally to be able to celebrate Christmas without too much in the way of destruction of the decorations and presents. Bertie was now an energetic six year old, and Hope and Anna not far behind him at five; add their six year old cousin, Alexandros, into the mix, and they were a very happy little bunch as Christmas Eve rolled around in 2019.
The kids were just about the right age for a visit from Santa Claus, though six-year-old Alex was starting to have his doubts, especially since he had an Olympian for a father. Whether they knew it was really Bobby wearing the red velvet suit or not, none of the children dared say, though a mumbled "Idjit" to Dean might have given him away. Whether the children knew or not, the visit had left them excited for Christmas morning, when they'd wake up to goodies in their stockings and presents under the tree.
Jo and Dean had, rather rashly, offered to host Christmas at their house this year, which meant they had a pair of Olympians in the spare bedroom, Ellen and Bobby in the study, and Sam and Becky on the couch. It was going to be a happy, but crowded, Christmas Day, that was for sure. But for a few hours, between midnight and around 4am, not a creature was stirring. All was well; peace on earth. And then, at exactly 4:07 am ....someone small and over-excited blew hard into a kazoo.
Jo groaned, rolling over to smack her husband lightly with her palm. "I told you nothing noisy," she grumbled, still half-asleep.
Dean pulled a pillow over his head in a vain attempt to muffle the annoying sound of the kazoo. He'd only turned in a few hours ago after putting together a pair of bikes for the twins and was nowhere near ready to get out of bed yet. "Don't blame me. I told them no one was allowed up until the sun came up."
"Maybe we shouldn't have put them all in the same room," Jo mumbled, pressing herself down underneath her own pillow in an attempt to block out the sound. Another kazoo joined the first, together with a familiar set of high-pitched giggles.
Dean winced, not so much at the giggles, as at the kazoo. "Whoever brought the kazoos is gonna get a good thrashing," he grumbled, without knowing who the guilty party might be. He sighed, looking over at Jo from beneath the cover of pillows and blankets. "Whose idea was this, anyway?"
"I think it was collective madness," she mused in a gravelly tone, blinking at him in their cocoon of covers. "Sam and Becky are the ones who'll get the full force of the kids first, with any luck."
"Sam and Becky are probably the ones who handed out the kazoos," Dean reasoned. After all, Sam and Becky didn't have kids yet and either didn't care or didn't realize that the kids would probably wake up before dawn to take a sneak peek at their presents. "It would serve them right to have to deal with the little rug rats this early in the morning."
Jo snorted with laughter, wriggling a little closer under the blankets. "We're probably not going back to sleep again, you know," she murmured. "But I'm not getting out of bed until at least half past 6."
"I am not getting up at ..." Dean trailed off, reaching for his cell phone to check the time and muttering a string of expletives when he saw what time it was. "You know what we should do?" he asked her, an evil smile on his face. "Wait until they're all asleep later and make some noise of our own."
She laughed quietly, reaching over to prod at his stomach. "Like you're going to be able to do anything but sleep by then," she pointed out. Christmas was always a little nuts in their house.
"I'm sure I could manage to do something," Dean replied, waggling his brows at her in the dark, though she probably couldn't see the expression on his face.
"Is it too early in the morning to give you your first present?" she asked thoughtfully, rolling her eyes at the expression she was pretty sure he was aiming in her direction right now.
"Depends on what that present is," he said, the smirk heard in his voice, even if she couldn't see it. He wasn't sure what she had in mind, but his thoughts had already gone to that of more carnal nature.
"Like I wasn't expecting that reaction," she drawled, laughing quietly at his one-track mind. Mind you, she had the same problem on occasion. "But I guess it's kind of in the same vein?"
Dean furrowed his brows, his wife's response confusing him further. "So, what ....You got me a virility charm?" he asked. "Thoughtful, but I don't really need one, you know," he pointed out, that smirk heard in his voice again.
"Oh, believe me, I know that," she assured him, nestling closer until her nose touched his. "Your little dudes are definitely firing on all cylinders. The proof's going to be arriving around June."
He snickered at her remark, before falling dead silent as he realized what it was she was telling. "Wait ..." he said, furrowing his brows. "Are you ....You're not ....Again?" he said, incredulously.
She giggled at his reaction, kissing the tip of his nose. "Looks like Johnny really wants to join the family," she told him. And with luck, he would be the last addition from them.
"Really' Seriously?" he asked, forgetting it was just after four a.m., forgetting there were kazoos playing in the background, forgetting he hadn't gotten more than a couple of hours sleep. He jerked upright in bed, tossing off the blankets and the pillows and turning to face her. "You're pregnant"!"
"Dean!" Startled to find herself outside their warm little cocoon, Jo rolled onto her back, looking up at him with amused indignation. "Yes, I'm pregnant!" she confirmed with a laugh. "About two months gone."
Dean flopped down beside her, half covering her with his body so that he could meet her gaze, nose to nose. "Two months ....That means Johnny will be born in ....Julyish?" he asked, doing the math in his head. Or thereabouts. "Wait, how do you know for sure that it's a boy?"