On the morning of Sunday, June 13th, a letter arrives on the desk of one Brian Ravenlock, Minister of Citizen Resources. The envelope the letter itself is contained in is plain and white, but the address on the front is written in bright purple crayon. Coincidentally, the body of the letter itself is also written in bright purple crayon.
Whether or not the Rhy'Din Postal Service (if there officially is one) delivers mail on Sundays is completely irrelevant. Some how that letter managed to find its way to Mr. Ravenlock's personal office, and was waiting for him cheerful as could be on his desk whenever he arrived to read it. The contents of the letter itself, again written in bright purple crayon, reads as follows:
Dear Meester Ravenlock,
It has come to my attention that the trolls of our fair city are ignorant of the proper use of toilets. Recently I have learned that instead of making proper use of public facilities, the trolls of this city are peeing on our couch cushions and in our buckets. Also, the garden gnomes are making piddle in our bushes, and gnomes spread Hepatitis. Something should be done about this.
As the Minister of Citizen Resources, it is your duty to see to it that the trolls and gnomes of this city become properly educated on the appropriate use of sanitary facilities. The people of Rhy'Din suggest the construction of a new reform school that specializes in the expedient teaching of more acceptable and healthy hygiene practices. These schools should also offer a life-time supply of waffles as a reward for participation in the program. But not giant waffles because they eat people.
Love and kisses,
Ehzoterik VonArcanum Tempestas
P.S. Tara was probed by aliens, because the gnomes sold her out. You should look into that too.
Whether or not the Rhy'Din Postal Service (if there officially is one) delivers mail on Sundays is completely irrelevant. Some how that letter managed to find its way to Mr. Ravenlock's personal office, and was waiting for him cheerful as could be on his desk whenever he arrived to read it. The contents of the letter itself, again written in bright purple crayon, reads as follows:
Dear Meester Ravenlock,
It has come to my attention that the trolls of our fair city are ignorant of the proper use of toilets. Recently I have learned that instead of making proper use of public facilities, the trolls of this city are peeing on our couch cushions and in our buckets. Also, the garden gnomes are making piddle in our bushes, and gnomes spread Hepatitis. Something should be done about this.
As the Minister of Citizen Resources, it is your duty to see to it that the trolls and gnomes of this city become properly educated on the appropriate use of sanitary facilities. The people of Rhy'Din suggest the construction of a new reform school that specializes in the expedient teaching of more acceptable and healthy hygiene practices. These schools should also offer a life-time supply of waffles as a reward for participation in the program. But not giant waffles because they eat people.
Love and kisses,
Ehzoterik VonArcanum Tempestas
P.S. Tara was probed by aliens, because the gnomes sold her out. You should look into that too.