Part I
Howe's got secrets, M is one of them. Their shared history is long and sordid, not something he would share with, well, anyone really. Howe ran away from M years ago, before joining forces with Dewey and Cheatham. M was (and still is) one of the few Howe fears. So it is he's chosen that they meet at Teas and Tomes. The place has been spelled against violence. M will not have a choice but to respect it. Perhaps it is a false sense of safety, but anything is better than nothing.
Their story starts in the early 1800's in a small town just south of the Mason Dixon line, in the lovely state of Virginia. Howe was a small-time country lawyer, working mostly for the federal court system at the time. M seemed like a fine looking lady with loads of dough, (money), and a lifestyle that made Howe drool. It was merely a matter of time before M convinced Howe to sell his soul in exchange for power and immortality. Of course, he'd made a few errors in judgment, overlooked the fine print, and assumed where he should have negotiated. But he'd learned a lot from that deal gone so terribly wrong.
It was ninety years later that he ran away from the old bat M. Tired of serving her whims and demands Howe created an opportunity and never looked back. That is" until today when he has no choice but to deal with M. Or face the consequences. Consequences he'd rather not see realized. So it is he finds himself standing before the door of Teas and Tomes debating whether to step inside or flee from Rhy"Din to someplace far, far, far away, too far for her to track him down. But then he'd already done that hadn't he" He'd run off to Rhy"Din when M had sniffed him out in LA. All his attempts to avoid her had failed.
What stops him from fleeing this time is the most unlikely thing of all: Renna and what he feels for her. The pair of them deserve the "Most Twisted Couple in Rhy"Din" award, but Howe can't deny his attraction and growing fondness for Renna nor does he want to. So, he'll face down M" cuz he doesn't want to lose Renna. This is what makes him step into Teas and Tomes to face his most feared and hated nemesis.
Aunty M sits at one of the elegant tables at Teas and Tomes sipping some marvelous tea. The quaint little place offers quite the variety and M does have a soft spot for the beverage. Her attire for the day is a dark two-piece ensemble in a deep midnight blue that matches the color of her eyes exquisitely. The jacket is fitted to highlight her amble curves and accentuate the dip of her waist, yes, dearies, she has one. The skirt is fitted to her full-figured hips and bottom as if the girth were a prize to be shown off with pride. She's been around a long, long time, and fashions like trends have come and gone. At many points in history such a figure would have been a boon. She likes to believe it is simply a matter of time before the trend makes a comeback and she'll be more than ready.
M smirks at Howe as he enters looking oh-so-glum. Yes, such a puppy dog, he so needs a good strong leash and a few firm taps to the nose with a rolled up newspaper. She waves him over to join her. "Ahh, my doggy has finally manned up I see." She looks from side to side of him her smirk never fading. "Where is the Lady in Black, eh' The damsel in distress you insisted on rescuing from her boyfriend?" Her tone turns bored and somewhat peevish.
Howe stares coldly at M as he takes a seat opposite from hers. He doesn't bother ordering a drink. He isn't planning on staying long. "What are you doing here M"!" He fairly snarls at her.
M looks over at Howe, her gaze moving up and down him as if sizing him up. "Where's the wheels" I see you found a way to get yourself a new skinsuit, Doggy." She arches a brow at him significantly, just a peek of temper flaring.
"We gonna argue about that right now" Ya know, I get tired of this BS, M. Just tell me what ya want so we can both get on with our day. I'm sure you have more important things to do, I know I do!" Howe snaps in response. He hates that she calls him her dog. It rubs him in all ways wrong! He knows she means to do it too which only infuriates him the more. He frowns at M across the table as fiercely as he can manage, yes, hoping to intimidate her and knowing it isn't likely going to work.
"Ahh, poor puppy, getting all riled up with the Mommy-kins. Calm down Howe. I came for what you owe me. You know damn good and well what that is. And I won't be going anywhere until I get it." M smiles coyly over at Howe, even offering a batting of thick, mascaraed lashes. Oh, how coquettish of her she tickles herself if not him!
M isn't effected by his bullying, never has been, never will be. In return her tone is calm and easy going to the point of being insulting. She knows how to push Howe's buttons and she obviously enjoys doing it.
Howe growls at M as a hand bangs down to the table causing her cup and saucer to rattle and shake. "You think I have that kind of power just....what M"! Lying around in my closet' Well, I don't!" Beady eyes fall away from M's dark blue ones, his evasive maneuverings far too transparent. Howe is up to something and he is afraid she will read it in his face if he holds eye contact. "You are gonna have to give me some time?"
"Hmmm" M looks at the tea that has spilled from Howe's pounding, then over at Howe with her trademark smile of sheer joy. She knows it will rattle him worse than he just did the table. She is fully aware he's hiding something from her, but she has an ironclad hold over this dog. "Why don't you tell me about your Damsel in Distress" Don't tell me you don't have the inn bugged, Howe. I thought you wiser than that..." Poke, poke, poke the doggy with a pointy stick, it's such a fun game she simply loves to play!
"M, what the hell are ya getting at' Ya keep bringin' that up like..." Howe shrugs attempting to blow M off, but the anger radiating through every inch of his hefty body gives him away. M is getting under his skin, making him itch to kill something. Derailing her and getting out of here is his primary agenda. He drops the subject and goes for the close. "Give me a few weeks and I will fulfill my promise to ya..."
"You think it's that easy' After you ran off without a word, breaking your promise" No, Howe..." M shakes her head lightly, red hair barely moves from all the hairspray holding it in place. "I am not that big of a fool. You will have to give me something that I can hold..." Her smile fairly blooms like fresh spring flowers "over your head, sweetums. Over your head!"
"I aint got anything to give ya M. Not that ya haven't already claimed anyway." Howe retorts. "I just need a few weeks to get enough power and a body for ya! Give me the time and you'll get what ya want!"
"And what"! You want me to spend it here in this forsaken town where a plague is ravishing the population"!" M scowls over the table at Howe. "I would rather go blond!"
"Yeah, right, M, maybe if I were still some backwoods country mortal stooge I would buy that sh*t, but let's face it, toots, you can't get sick anymore than I can! Just give me a few more weeks?" Howe attempts to wheedle her.
"Alright, my little puppy." M says as if she is acquiescing. "I'll give you the time you want. And if you try to screw me over like you did last time" I'll destroy you, you slimy fat worm!" Gone was the tone of the grandmotherly kind lady, in its stead is the Wicked Witch of the West incarnate. "I let you f*ck me over once before, I will not allow it again. Just remember whose holding on to your rotten worm-filled soul, Howe! And don't think I won't use it!"
Howe cringes as M's anger sparks. He knows she can do a lot worse to him than destroy him. He doesn't want to invite her to do any such thing! He nods suddenly submissive. "Just a few weeks, M, that's all I need..."
Right. He needs a hell of a lot more than just time! All the work he's put into getting himself a new skinbag out the window! Now what?s he going to do to placate Renna" Damn! He's going to lose her to that a$$hole Batten! Yeah, Howe has been storing up power....but now he's going to have to use it all on M, plus he needs a body on top of that too! He hides the worry from M by blustering and starting to stand. "You just gotta go and do the mad bitch thing, don"cha"! We can't have a civil conversation..."
M sneers at Howe. "You want civil" Come through on your deal, Doggy." M lifts her cup and enjoys a sip of the cooling tea. It isn't nearly so tasty now. She sets the cup aside. "So tell me, did your damsel mention that she was in love with the Robot Man" She declared it so sweetly while lying in the hole she'd made in the street after he dropped her there. Seemed to me he was a tab bit smitten himself..." M grants Howe an oh-so-sunny smile as she lets her words hang between them, flung as they were like tiny razor sharp knives meant to lacerate.
Beady eyes widen and Howe's face turns beet red. Anger rises like bile into his throat, closing it tight, causing Howe to sputter like a fish out of water. He doesn't believe M, he tells himself, but....paranoia begins creeping in. His last conversation with Renna hadn't been the most productive. She had been rather evasive about what she was up to with that Robot Man to begin with. Howe knows who the man behind the suit is today, but this information he doesn't feel inclined to share with M. Instead, he glowers at her then spins on his heels and storms out of Teas and Tomes an angry cloud of hate and malice.
"Have a nice day, Doggy!" M calls after him with a lighthearted trill of a laugh. She waves to the girl behind the counter. "Another cup of your fine Jasmine tea if you would be so kind dear." M lounges back in her chair and smiles most satisfied. She knows very well what she's done and she appears to be extremely pleased with the results.
(To Be Continued...)
Howe's got secrets, M is one of them. Their shared history is long and sordid, not something he would share with, well, anyone really. Howe ran away from M years ago, before joining forces with Dewey and Cheatham. M was (and still is) one of the few Howe fears. So it is he's chosen that they meet at Teas and Tomes. The place has been spelled against violence. M will not have a choice but to respect it. Perhaps it is a false sense of safety, but anything is better than nothing.
Their story starts in the early 1800's in a small town just south of the Mason Dixon line, in the lovely state of Virginia. Howe was a small-time country lawyer, working mostly for the federal court system at the time. M seemed like a fine looking lady with loads of dough, (money), and a lifestyle that made Howe drool. It was merely a matter of time before M convinced Howe to sell his soul in exchange for power and immortality. Of course, he'd made a few errors in judgment, overlooked the fine print, and assumed where he should have negotiated. But he'd learned a lot from that deal gone so terribly wrong.
It was ninety years later that he ran away from the old bat M. Tired of serving her whims and demands Howe created an opportunity and never looked back. That is" until today when he has no choice but to deal with M. Or face the consequences. Consequences he'd rather not see realized. So it is he finds himself standing before the door of Teas and Tomes debating whether to step inside or flee from Rhy"Din to someplace far, far, far away, too far for her to track him down. But then he'd already done that hadn't he" He'd run off to Rhy"Din when M had sniffed him out in LA. All his attempts to avoid her had failed.
What stops him from fleeing this time is the most unlikely thing of all: Renna and what he feels for her. The pair of them deserve the "Most Twisted Couple in Rhy"Din" award, but Howe can't deny his attraction and growing fondness for Renna nor does he want to. So, he'll face down M" cuz he doesn't want to lose Renna. This is what makes him step into Teas and Tomes to face his most feared and hated nemesis.
Aunty M sits at one of the elegant tables at Teas and Tomes sipping some marvelous tea. The quaint little place offers quite the variety and M does have a soft spot for the beverage. Her attire for the day is a dark two-piece ensemble in a deep midnight blue that matches the color of her eyes exquisitely. The jacket is fitted to highlight her amble curves and accentuate the dip of her waist, yes, dearies, she has one. The skirt is fitted to her full-figured hips and bottom as if the girth were a prize to be shown off with pride. She's been around a long, long time, and fashions like trends have come and gone. At many points in history such a figure would have been a boon. She likes to believe it is simply a matter of time before the trend makes a comeback and she'll be more than ready.
M smirks at Howe as he enters looking oh-so-glum. Yes, such a puppy dog, he so needs a good strong leash and a few firm taps to the nose with a rolled up newspaper. She waves him over to join her. "Ahh, my doggy has finally manned up I see." She looks from side to side of him her smirk never fading. "Where is the Lady in Black, eh' The damsel in distress you insisted on rescuing from her boyfriend?" Her tone turns bored and somewhat peevish.
Howe stares coldly at M as he takes a seat opposite from hers. He doesn't bother ordering a drink. He isn't planning on staying long. "What are you doing here M"!" He fairly snarls at her.
M looks over at Howe, her gaze moving up and down him as if sizing him up. "Where's the wheels" I see you found a way to get yourself a new skinsuit, Doggy." She arches a brow at him significantly, just a peek of temper flaring.
"We gonna argue about that right now" Ya know, I get tired of this BS, M. Just tell me what ya want so we can both get on with our day. I'm sure you have more important things to do, I know I do!" Howe snaps in response. He hates that she calls him her dog. It rubs him in all ways wrong! He knows she means to do it too which only infuriates him the more. He frowns at M across the table as fiercely as he can manage, yes, hoping to intimidate her and knowing it isn't likely going to work.
"Ahh, poor puppy, getting all riled up with the Mommy-kins. Calm down Howe. I came for what you owe me. You know damn good and well what that is. And I won't be going anywhere until I get it." M smiles coyly over at Howe, even offering a batting of thick, mascaraed lashes. Oh, how coquettish of her she tickles herself if not him!
M isn't effected by his bullying, never has been, never will be. In return her tone is calm and easy going to the point of being insulting. She knows how to push Howe's buttons and she obviously enjoys doing it.
Howe growls at M as a hand bangs down to the table causing her cup and saucer to rattle and shake. "You think I have that kind of power just....what M"! Lying around in my closet' Well, I don't!" Beady eyes fall away from M's dark blue ones, his evasive maneuverings far too transparent. Howe is up to something and he is afraid she will read it in his face if he holds eye contact. "You are gonna have to give me some time?"
"Hmmm" M looks at the tea that has spilled from Howe's pounding, then over at Howe with her trademark smile of sheer joy. She knows it will rattle him worse than he just did the table. She is fully aware he's hiding something from her, but she has an ironclad hold over this dog. "Why don't you tell me about your Damsel in Distress" Don't tell me you don't have the inn bugged, Howe. I thought you wiser than that..." Poke, poke, poke the doggy with a pointy stick, it's such a fun game she simply loves to play!
"M, what the hell are ya getting at' Ya keep bringin' that up like..." Howe shrugs attempting to blow M off, but the anger radiating through every inch of his hefty body gives him away. M is getting under his skin, making him itch to kill something. Derailing her and getting out of here is his primary agenda. He drops the subject and goes for the close. "Give me a few weeks and I will fulfill my promise to ya..."
"You think it's that easy' After you ran off without a word, breaking your promise" No, Howe..." M shakes her head lightly, red hair barely moves from all the hairspray holding it in place. "I am not that big of a fool. You will have to give me something that I can hold..." Her smile fairly blooms like fresh spring flowers "over your head, sweetums. Over your head!"
"I aint got anything to give ya M. Not that ya haven't already claimed anyway." Howe retorts. "I just need a few weeks to get enough power and a body for ya! Give me the time and you'll get what ya want!"
"And what"! You want me to spend it here in this forsaken town where a plague is ravishing the population"!" M scowls over the table at Howe. "I would rather go blond!"
"Yeah, right, M, maybe if I were still some backwoods country mortal stooge I would buy that sh*t, but let's face it, toots, you can't get sick anymore than I can! Just give me a few more weeks?" Howe attempts to wheedle her.
"Alright, my little puppy." M says as if she is acquiescing. "I'll give you the time you want. And if you try to screw me over like you did last time" I'll destroy you, you slimy fat worm!" Gone was the tone of the grandmotherly kind lady, in its stead is the Wicked Witch of the West incarnate. "I let you f*ck me over once before, I will not allow it again. Just remember whose holding on to your rotten worm-filled soul, Howe! And don't think I won't use it!"
Howe cringes as M's anger sparks. He knows she can do a lot worse to him than destroy him. He doesn't want to invite her to do any such thing! He nods suddenly submissive. "Just a few weeks, M, that's all I need..."
Right. He needs a hell of a lot more than just time! All the work he's put into getting himself a new skinbag out the window! Now what?s he going to do to placate Renna" Damn! He's going to lose her to that a$$hole Batten! Yeah, Howe has been storing up power....but now he's going to have to use it all on M, plus he needs a body on top of that too! He hides the worry from M by blustering and starting to stand. "You just gotta go and do the mad bitch thing, don"cha"! We can't have a civil conversation..."
M sneers at Howe. "You want civil" Come through on your deal, Doggy." M lifts her cup and enjoys a sip of the cooling tea. It isn't nearly so tasty now. She sets the cup aside. "So tell me, did your damsel mention that she was in love with the Robot Man" She declared it so sweetly while lying in the hole she'd made in the street after he dropped her there. Seemed to me he was a tab bit smitten himself..." M grants Howe an oh-so-sunny smile as she lets her words hang between them, flung as they were like tiny razor sharp knives meant to lacerate.
Beady eyes widen and Howe's face turns beet red. Anger rises like bile into his throat, closing it tight, causing Howe to sputter like a fish out of water. He doesn't believe M, he tells himself, but....paranoia begins creeping in. His last conversation with Renna hadn't been the most productive. She had been rather evasive about what she was up to with that Robot Man to begin with. Howe knows who the man behind the suit is today, but this information he doesn't feel inclined to share with M. Instead, he glowers at her then spins on his heels and storms out of Teas and Tomes an angry cloud of hate and malice.
"Have a nice day, Doggy!" M calls after him with a lighthearted trill of a laugh. She waves to the girl behind the counter. "Another cup of your fine Jasmine tea if you would be so kind dear." M lounges back in her chair and smiles most satisfied. She knows very well what she's done and she appears to be extremely pleased with the results.
(To Be Continued...)